(via clintsbirdie)
hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!
#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough (pocketsfullofpixies)
(via jarpadspn)
tbh I need a bottle of wine, and a deep conversation the whole night long with sleepy, morning sex at sunrise
I’m ready for a serious, committed relationship. I’m done with the pointless hook ups, the “talking”, and the one month bullshit. I want a lasting relationship with someone who won’t fuck me over or leave me
Run faster.
Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.
it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol
Every single woman who reads this immediately thinks, “Walk faster. Change directions. Surround yourself with people. Call your mom/sister/friend, tell her where you are, that you love her. Squeeze the keys between fingers tighter.”
That quote is either a warning or a threat.
Oscar de la Renta marketing team lacks powerful women.
fucking this. my immediate reaction was clenching my fists, just reading this.
I swear all the color drained out of my cheeks just reading this, my shoulders tensed up, HELLO ADRENALINE.
so i’d be pretending i’m on the phone and dropping hints that i’m a judo instructor. IS THAT HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO WALK, OSCAR? BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN THREE MEN ARE FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT
I ALSO START SPEED WALKING
GODDAMMIT OSCAR, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A WOMAN WALKING ALONE???
DO YOU ???
Literally did not even occur to me that this sign could mean anything other than a warning, until this post pointed out what it was actually supposed to mean. Jesus fucking christ.